I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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