my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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