It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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