Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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