I wanna passion pit in your ass
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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