saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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