Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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