she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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