Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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