theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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