she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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