Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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