no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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