its not stalking. its research.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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