Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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