Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
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dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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