Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
P.S. I can't hear my feet
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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