Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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