i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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