They should really pass out barf bags in church
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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