Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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