I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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