tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
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