In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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