I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I think I won the penis lottery.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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