I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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