does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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