so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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