he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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