Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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