do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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