Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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