are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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