So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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