You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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