I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
send nudes
from the living room?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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