sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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