He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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