I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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