Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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