i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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