we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ambien. No doubt about it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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