If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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