i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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