and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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