I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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