Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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