We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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