We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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