He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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